You've Got To Be Kidding Me: First Person POV Of Red Bull Rampage Insane Downhill Biking Course

October 30, 2017

This is the helmet-cam footage of Antoine Bizet's run down the 2017 Red Bull Rampage downhill biking course. It's intense to say the least, and I'm pretty sure I flipped over my own handlebars just watching it. Now I'm bleeding. "Where from?" Everywhere. Plus I think I broke all my bones. "So you're just a blob now." Exactly -- that's a good enough excuse to leave work early, right? "Depends on how you feel about getting fired." Out of a cannon? I love it so much, I was born to circus.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to brick, who agrees there's a fine line between extreme sports and dying.

  • captaindash

    Um.....no. Nope. Negatron. Not happening. Hellfuckingnaw. I'm lying in a soft, warm bed and I still nearly had a panic attack.

  • sAFETY

    worth mentioning that he didn't even win....

  • SonicGold

    Clearly there weren't enough flips in there in order to win.
    I think there's a 50% chance the winner is actually dead though.

  • Jenness

    I couldn't even walk that with a safety cable without puking

  • RBx

    NOPE

  • Ollie Williams

    Shocks, pegs.... lucky!

  • AtomicMountain

    I once popped a wheelie.

    It was pretty sick.

  • The_Wretched

    How do they get insurance?

  • GeneralDisorder

    I have to assume the answer is "lies and sponsors".

    I used to hang out with BMX riders, motocross racers, ATV racers, skaters, etc. They were all young and had health insurance because their parents had insurance.

    As for machine insurance, no. Nobody I knew had their ATV insured except this one dude who had so many DUIs he'll never get a driver's license again.

  • Jenness

    That is such a grown-up type of question. There must be some sort of Xtreme Xsurance AgenXy or something lol

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