Real Products That Exist: 'Fried Chicken Leg' Pants

October 4, 2017

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These are the 'fried chicken leg' pants spotted by Twitter user k_kazu_magi on major Japanese online retail site, Rakuten. They make you look like you have giant fried chicken drumsticks for legs. Is that desirable? I guess it depends on wether you're dating a vegan or Colonel Sanders. My girlfriend? She has no interest in chicken and only eats moon rocks because she's an alien. Honestly, her teeth have seen better days and she's kinda terrifying to kiss. Still, she's great to have around in case of emergencies because one time we got locked inside her apartment and she just chewed through the door.

Keep going for a handful more shots.

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Thanks to Charlotte, who wants pants that make her legs look like Jack Skellington's. God, don't we all?

  • MaXim

    Why is your comment identical to sizzlepants' and posted 21 minutes after theirs?

  • tom

    Why is your comment identical to sizzlepants' and posted 21 minutes after theirs?

  • Munihausen

    Back to the loch with you, Nessie.

  • jon

    WTF are Japanese people actually eating at KFC where that looks like something considered 'fried chicken'?

  • Bling Nye

    Why is your comment identical to sizzlepants' and posted 21 minutes after theirs?

  • sizzlepants

    It's not the first time I've seen weird echo-spam like this in comments. I'm thinking they're testing comment boards before coming along with their work from home scams.

    All 3 echo posts here have similar usernames - disqus_abunchofrandomcharacters.

  • Bling Nye

    It's been going on for a while, yeah. One thing I noticed is in all the profiles that echo post, they have the same website under their disqus 'recommendations'.

  • sizzlepants

    WTF are Japanese people actually eating at KFC where that looks like something considered 'fried chicken'?

  • Draco Basileus

    I'm a breast man, myself.

    I'll hold out for the chicken breast puffy shirt.

  • Bling Nye

    I'd still nibble dem drummies.

  • Frédéric Purenne

    Don't just look like it, combine with this to smell like it!

    http://geekologie.com/2016/...

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