Obligatory New Star Wars: The Last Jedi Trailer

October 10, 2017

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This is the new Star Wars: The Last Jedi trailer that aired during halftime of yesterday's Monday night NFL game between the Vikings and Bears. I assume it's the only reason the majority of people tuned in, unless you just wanted to feel it was an appropriate night for hot wings. This trailer has it all, SPOILERS: an old Luke Skywalker who's given up on maintaining his realistic robot hand, lightsaber swinging, Force usage, spaceships, carbon fiber face stickers, tough decisions (possibly about killing your mother?), the new highly merchandisable Porg creature (your kids are going to love them!), more spaceships, more lightsaber action, what appears to be some sort of ice Pokemon (possibly an advanced form of Glaceon?), ominous warnings and....perhaps even a little Dark Side hand holding? Only time will tell! Or a leaked script. Star Wars: The Little Jedi That Could is in theaters December 15th, tickets on sale now.

Keep going for the trailer like you haven't already seen it and analyzed it frame-by-frame.

Thanks to everyone who sent this, for really going above and beyond the call of duty for finding a tip.

  • Guesticle

    otter-bird-ray

  • I'm confused... where were the Hobbits?

  • GeneralDisorder

    Clearly I speak for everyone (you know... because I said so) when i say "I don't give the slightest shit of a fuck about this".

    You're welcome everyone. I've said everything that's on everyone's minds. End thread.

    Serious though... Looks cool. I'm still not gonna see it but that's because I'm poor.

  • Geekologie

    we could pull the two guys in a large coat trick

  • GeneralDisorder

    I don't know how big you are but I'm a giant. I guess we could... Uh... Gonna stop right now before I say something really offensive.

  • Geekologie

    damn, I was hoping you were small. I'm like two Hagrids

  • GeneralDisorder

    I was definitely gonna make some kind of "average sized body-positive feminist" joke but it's just... a bit too wrong. I'm not usually one to shy away from blatantly offensive stuff but it didn't feel right.

  • TheQiwiMan
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