Life In A Nutshell: Monkey Trying To Grab Hamburger Through Windshield

October 16, 2017

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This is a video from Extreme Nature Tours in South Africa of a monkey repeatedly trying to get at a hamburger somebody left on their car's dashboard. First of all, who the hell leaves a hamburger on their dashboard? It's not even on a napkin. And where are all the condiments? People are sick. At least put it in the glovebox. A piece of that falls down an air vent and your car is going to smell like hamburgers every time you turn the heat on. Which-- "You're going to put a burger in your air vent aren't you?" And a chili cheese dog.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to Tim, who informed me that hamburger represents true happiness. Deep.

  • TheQiwiMan

    I hope the dude threw it out the window for the little guy. It can't be THAT bad for him, right? We wouldn't want any ground beef to get in the way of the literal poop monkeys eat, now would we?

  • GeneralDisorder

    I would think that monkeys would shit out their lungs if given beef.

  • Talon184

    All I could think was that was one mangy lookin burger

  • missella

    I know it's probably not healthy for the little guy and that's probably why they aren't feeding it to him or even allowed to...but the whole time I was watching the video all I could think was give him some hamburger you monsters!

  • I would never make a good nature photographer for this very reason. I would keep feeding the animals every time it looked like they were anywhere near starving.
    Narrator: "And here we have a small monkey, struggling to keep going forward as it scavenges for its next mea- Damnit, stop throwing trail mix to the monkey!"

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