I Hate It: Cartoon Face Cake With Poppable Pimples

October 12, 2017

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Wow, Evelyn's friends must really love her.

This is a face cake with a fondant top and poppable pimples created by the Cakescape bakery in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia. I don't know why it makes me so upset, but it does. Probably because it makes cake look so unappetizing, and cake is very important to me. After all, what's life without a piece of cake four times a day? "A lot healthier." Sure, but a lot less worth living too. Life, like any successful relationship, is about compromise. Food for thought. In this case, cake for thought. It's a brain food! "It's an ass and thigh food." COMPROMISE.

Keep going for a couple more shots and a brief video.

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Thanks but also kinda no thanks to Greenphant. That's makes two in a row.

  • Jenness

    Society collapses when it starts valuing the profane, hideous and idiotic over beauty, intelligence and grace.

  • No.

    Nuke the planet.

    Humanity has failed.

    Kill us all now.

  • Bling Nye

    That is the most unappetizing cake I have ever seen, and that includes cakes made to look like corpses and dismembered/disemboweled bodies.

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