Guy Comes Out From Anesthesia Spouting Star Wars Theories

October 4, 2017

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This is a video of Youtuber Brach Burton's brother (who kind of reminds me of Westley from The Princess Bride when he's mostly dead and waiting for Miracle Max's chocolate-covered miracle pill to take effect) after having just come out from anesthesia following an endoscopy. He immediately launches into a Star Wars theory about the Force-sensitivity of a certain character. Impressive. I remember the last time I came out from anesthesia I just puked in a bedpan. Then I lied and told the nurses I felt well enough to walk to the bathroom on my own, where I collapsed and peed on myself. Still, this guy did okay too I guess.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to Dougie, who's inspired me to start recreationally anesthesia-ing myself to better develop my own fan theories.

  • Batmanfanboy

    Finn is not a force user are you even kidding me.

  • Darren McCoy

    I'd love to force choke that phone into landscape mode!

  • Hazakabammer

    At this point I'm not sure these people aren't recording in vertical on purpose.

  • Finn's a Jedi! Rey's a Jedi! You're a Jedi! I'm a Jedi! Everybody's a Jedi!

  • Draco Basileus

    Ahem..."The Force Unleashed" is a video game, and is not the movie "The Force Awakens", therefore your theory is bantha poodoo.

    (takes nerd cap off and goes to cry silently to self in the bathroom)

  • Either way, "The Force Unleashed" isn't canon anymore, so there's that...

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