Freaky Deaky: Video Of A Python Coiling Up A Tree

October 26, 2017

This is a short video of a python showing off its exceptional tree-climbing form. If I were an Olympic judge I'd give it a solid 9.5 for technique. I'm not an Olympic judge though, and I'm not even allowed to judge pies in the baking contest at the county fair because "You can't lick the entries," and "You can't put pie in your pockets," even though I very clearly just did both.

Keep going for the whole video while I speculate whether or not the forbidden fruit in the Garden Of Eden was actually a coconut.

Thanks to blue16, who agrees this is why you never hide from snakes in a treehouse.

  • Munihausen

    Reticulated pythons; beautiful with nasty dispositions, like so much else in life.

  • Wiley

    Love these creatures

  • Jenness

    It would be so horrifying to be up that tree. "HA..what you gonna do now snake - no branches...You can't get....uhhhh.......whatcha thinking there....heh....uhhhhhh....what....omg....I was kidding....this is not happeningggg.. AAAAHHHHHHG AHHHHHH *incoherent ultra pitch screams*

  • Bling Nye

    GODDAMN VERTICAL VID-- ooh, waiiit, this is actually entirely appropriate...

  • Never appropriate!

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