Commodore 64 Getting Re-Released As A Mini Version

October 2, 2017

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Because mini versions of yesteryear's gaming consoles are all the rage right now, Commodore will be releasing a 50% sized Commodore 64 in early 2018. The unit will come preloaded with 64 games and retail for $70. Obviously, I'm going to buy as many as I can with the intention of reselling them on Ebay for triple their value, but will abandon my scheme after realizing I don't have enough money to even buy one. It takes money to make money, you know. I wish you could just print it on a home computer. Why's the government so against that?

Keep going for a couple more shots, including some of the games.

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Thanks to my buddy Josh B, who agrees mini consoles are perfect for hiding in your anus if you're going to jail. Wait, what?

  • Robert A'Beuy

    One little problem. The manufacturer specifically states that a power source is not included.

  • The Last Ninja or Hounded not included? Shame...

  • GeneralDisorder

    Can't you run like... 1000 Commodor 64 emulators on a Raspberry Pi?

  • Mark Matthews

    No Zorro? Loved that one.

  • Ijustsharted

    I'm as nostalgic as the next guy, but the pre-loaded games thing ruins it for me. Original functionality or GTFO.

  • Bling Nye

    "...preloaded with 64 games..."

    ICWYDT

  • Why the hell would anybody buy this?

  • I'll wait for Walmart to start stocking up Nostalgia for cheap, 70 bones is too much for THIS cowboy..

  • Big Dog on Krampus

    as a form of political protest. NFL players will all purchase Commodore 64 Minis during the national anthem on Sunday instead of standing.

  • Jonathan Harris

    Or just get all of the games on an emulator and not have to bother with plugging it into a TV.

  • paperboy

    Such a bother.

  • GeneralDisorder

    True gamers don't own a TV because their monitor is bigger, higher resolution, more expensive and they have a TV tuner in their gaming rig anyway... /r/gatekeeping

  • Daniel Silva

    "retail for $70... but more likely $243 on Ebay."

  • Big Dog on Krampus

    really banking on the market of non-gamer loved ones accidentally buying the wrong product

  • Ollie Williams

    "Here's that new Xbox 64 you wanted, deary." - Grandma this Christmas

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