3,800-Ft High Glass Walkway In China Now Has Clear LCD Screens With Shattering Prank Effect

October 10, 2017

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Because traversing a 3,800-foot high glass walkway isn't scary enough for some people, now tourists visiting the East Taihang Mountains near Handan city in China's Hebei Province can walk on clear LCD screens with cracking and breaking effects (complete with sound). Interesting. I already feel like I'm about to die, why do I want to feel any MORE like I'm about to die. I think any more feeling like I'm about to die would involve actually dying, and I'm too young for that. "I thought you were a 400 year old warlock." Warlocks live thousands of years, I'm barely a teen in human years. "Explains your maturity." Hey I can get boners.

Keep going for a tour guide hamming it up for the camera and some regular tourists experiencing the fun.

Thanks to Stephanie B, who wants to know if this counts towards breaking your mother's back or not.

  • Octo

    Have these people never heard of the saying "Don't cry wolf"?

  • Guesticle

    this is just to decensitize people to the concept of visible cracks in the bridge for when it inevitably does start to break down and gets ignored until it's "bad enough to bother fixing" and then get delayed for like 30 years past that point by politics and being able to push it into the next administration's problem rather than screw up your own budget.

    just like every other bridge or dam in the world.

  • Guesticle

    this is obviously just to desensitize them to the reality that life is cheaper than proper construction so people die calm. like the airplane's crash position actually existing to break your neck clean since you won't survive anyway

  • Andyman7714

    Workers inspect...and wipe the shit off the panels everyday.

  • James Aames

    Nothing says funny prank like the ol’ “dear God help me, I’m gonna die” routine.

  • Draco Basileus

    Effective way to condition these people for when the glass panels actually do break. They'll think the sensation of plummeting to their deaths is all part of the attraction.

  • Talon184

    that just CRACKS me up...

  • Hazakabammer

    Your joke has shattered my expectations, how smashing.

  • TheQiwiMan

    LOL what a lovable bunch of assholes. :-D

  • Michael Knight

    next: all the rage in cinemas across china, yelling 'fire' when there isn't one!
    what a hoot as old people have heart attacks!

  • JJtoob

    Or make an announcement about an active shooter as part of the attraction. What could possibly go wrong?

  • Doog

    Man that's a special kind of evil.

  • Frédéric Purenne

    Chaotic evil to be precise.

  • GeneralDisorder

    We superior westerners all know that the Chinese don't value human life... We should thank them for not installing trap doors since they're such obvious brutal monsters.

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