Till Death Do Us Part: Man Shoots Wife To Prove Their New Bulletproof Clothing Line Works

September 12, 2017

Seen here after he presumably drew the long straw, this is a video of Miguel Cabbalero shooting his wife during a demonstration of their latest bulletproof clothing fashion line. Personally, if I were his wife I would have suggested that I shoot him instead, but that's just me and my self preservation instinct is strong. Same goes for my BO. So, yeah, I guess their bulletproof clothes really do work (which they better for $2,400+). That, or this woman is the calmest person who just got shot through the stomach to ever exist. Also, I want to know just how many times these two practiced this at home. She barely flinches!

Keep going for the video while I email to inquire if they also have a routine worked out for birthday parties.

Thanks to Zootghost, who agrees people who really trust their products put themselves, not their loved ones, in the line of fire (like this guy sitting in the driver's seat of a Mercedes getting riddled by an AK-47).

  • Shegs

    meh, I'd guess it was a blank.

  • Ole Kraus

    if he shot her in the tit........ yeah

  • Tigerh8r

    That's HIS wife? He must have a $h1t load of money ... just sayin'.

  • BiggyD!!!

    This reminds me of that story a while back of the reporter who was demonstrating a "stab proof" vest that turned out not to be entirely stab proof. USE A MANNEQUIN FOR GODS SAKE.

    The story: http://www.independent.co.u...

  • GeneralDisorder

    "Don’t be afraid – if something happens, I’m here."

    That's what I'm worried about!

  • The_Wretched

    I'm less than impressed with his gun handling and safety.

  • n_a_a_s

    if he shot her in the tit........ yeah

  • bluecheesedressing

    Take that uterus!

  • GeneralDisorder

    "Honey I'm pregnant"

    Really? That's wonderful. Hey... can you help me demonstrate this thing for work?

  • DFCtomm

    No crap. He's digging that slug of the very bottom of the vest. She must have refused to have her tubes tied.

  • I like the part where he shot on '2' cuz he just ain't got the time to count a whole nutha second.

    "Uno!"

    "Dos!"

    **BANG**

  • Munihausen

    Raciss.

  • DFCtomm

    That looks like it was a very, very light round.

  • Tigerh8r

    Not interested in the argument between you two gentlefolk but it has too much recoil to be a .22, and the gun looks like a .38, and the recoil matches something around the size of a .38. There are all different sorts of loads though, and it definitely wasn't a +P load.

  • DFCtomm

    The gun does look like a .38, and the recoil might look right, but recoil is more a function of powder load than the weight of the round. I still say she was shot with something very light.

  • Tigerh8r

    Better to be shot with a heavy .38 round with a light powder load than a light or smaller caliber round with a heavier powder load, b'cause ... physics.

    Back in the 80's body armor that was rated to stop 9mm, and .38 - .45 cal often would not stop .22 rounds, because the bullet was small and fast enough to penetrate the kevlar weave. Technology has improved since then and that's no longer the case.

  • Ijustsharted

    Think you could take one without a vest?

  • DFCtomm

    hey, don't let me get in your way. Go drop 2500 on that piece of shit. You can get a big red "S" painted on it while your at it, and then you can go fight crime.

  • Ijustsharted

    So is that a yes or a no?

  • DFCtomm

    Counter offer. You can shoot me without the vest with a .22, after I shoot you with the vest with a .308

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