Snake Wrangler Called To Relocate Python From Porch In Australia, Snake Helps Make Job Easy

September 7, 2017

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This is a video from Australia where a Steve Irwin admirer was called to help relocate a 9-foot carpet Python from a family's porch in Doonan, Queensland. The guy manages to pick the snake up, at which time the snake realizes this porch wasn't all it was cracked up to be anyways and quickly slithers into the snake bag by itself for relocation. What a good snake. My snake? I have a bad snake. "What's the matter with it?" It never sheds so it can grow bigger. "You're talking about your penis?" Always and forever.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to G-NAR, who agrees that snake probably just wanted to kick it in a rocking chair drinking lemonade and relax for a bit. I don't blame it.

  • The Tear of a Nigga

    good guy snake

  • GeneralDisorder

    "Hi, I'm backyard scientist and this is snake wrasslin!"

    This guy kind of looks like Backyard Scientist.

    Also, I hate snakes.

  • MustacheHam

    Snake: "Nope to this. I'll go into the bag. I'm not dealing with this guy."

  • I like that he dresses like a Boy Scout who just hasn't earned any badges or patches yet.

    Stay humble, my Aussie brother.

  • Irina Abramovich

    I heard afterooster's wife played with snakes once for 3 seconds before she started to eat them. She once was allowed to play in a pollination garden and ended up eating all of the bees because she is immune to their stings from eating whole bees nests for honey for 10 years straight.=)

    <3 Thomas

    Hubree: You're the love of my life, tiny #1 Kitten!!=)=)=)
    Irina: Let's plan a trip to Spain to learn how to kiss in Spanish!=)

  • Irina Abramovich

    Here I am logging into my other account, under a disguised name, to write about how fat afterooster's wife is:

    I heard afterooster's wife is so fat she once went swimming at a hotel party swimming pool and got stuck and so, couldn't get out! The fire department was called and they had to lube her up to get her unstuck and she was the smash hit of the party!!!!=) And the firemen were heroes and were honored with bouquets of Gladioluses!!!=)

    <3 Thomas

    Hubree: You're the kitten with the most cutest fur!!=)=)=)
    Irina: Let's throw up Taco Bell together!=)

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