Roll To See How Much HP You Gain From Breakfast: A D20 Waffle Maker

September 14, 2017

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Do you know what would make brunch even more exciting? "A D20 waffle maker?" Well I was going to say a man at the table next to yours swinging a ninja sword at an imaginary assassin, but I see where you were going with that given the subject material. This is the $30 Critical Hit D20 Waffle Maker designed and sold by ThinkGeek. It makes waffles that look like a D20 die. It's perfect for those all-night tabletop gaming sessions that bleed into the next morning and your party needs some HP in a bad way because you just raided a dungeon and ran into way more orcs than you expected. You know what I do if my party runs into more orcs than they expected? "Abandon them and run the other way?" Haha, yeah....plus hide out by the entrance to the dungeon so I can ambush them when they're coming out with treasure.

Keep going for a couple more shots.

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Thanks to Marbly Rocks, who agrees no breakfast is complete without whipped cream.

  • Meh

    This would've been a lot cooler had the imprint been random as a dice.

  • GeneralDisorder

    Also there seems to be a 20 on top and bottom. What kind of loaded cheat die is that?

  • Jenness

    I didn't notice - too busy thinking about yummy waffles.

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