Just A Woman Letting A Giant Spider Crawl Across Her Face

September 25, 2017

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This is a video of a woman letting a large relatively harmless-to-humans golden silk orb-weaver spider crawl all over her face while relocating it to a "more appropriate location," which a lot of people might consider the bottom of a shoe prior to being scraped into a trashcan. Not me though, I am a SPIDER LOVER. It's just one of the things that makes me, me. Like having a wonky eye or being bad at everything.

Keep going for the video, but maybe not if spiders give you the creeps.

Thanks to Charlotte, a great name for a spider-related post! My parents almost named me Templeton.

  • Titty McNipplefondler

    I see your cat lady and raise you a spider lady.

  • TheQiwiMan

    "The venom of the golden silk orb-weaver is potent but not lethal to humans. It has a neurotoxic effect similar to that of the black widow spider; however, its venom is not nearly as powerful. The bite causes local pain, redness, and blisters that normally disappear within a 24-hour interval."

    Still gross. Still nope.

  • The_Wretched

    Never forget the likelihood halo. If this is what she does on video, you have to wonder about the off video activities with spiders.

  • Meh

    Jesus, just the image is enough to make me shake till all the imaginary spiders are gone..

  • PUNX

    smash smash smash

  • GeneralDisorder

    Look, I'm shameless too... I'd definitely smash her but she's gotta get rid of that gross human she's walking on.

  • Yeaaaaah... no.

  • Talon184

    Welp, I guess it takes all kinds............to make the world a fucked up mess...

  • Jenness

    I find the term "relatively harmless-to-humans" questionable.

  • tim

    There is a higher likelihood of walking into a light pole to avoid this spider's web than being bit by this spider, so I suppose technically it could result in harm to humans.

  • Jenness

    OMG I bang into those things all the time. I'm SCREWED. Why did you tell me this?! *arms flail wildly about attacking unseen monster spiders*

  • Ollie Williams

    Doesn't matter. Has eight legs? Nuke it from orbit.

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