Ear Candy: Shredding A Huge Blob Of Gold Slime In An Industrial Shredder

September 18, 2017

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This is a potentially ASMR (autonomous sensory meridian response, aka tingly head) video from Belgian Youtube channel PressTube of a huge blob of gold slime getting ripped apart in an industrial shredder. The sound it makes is oddly satisfying, like hot oil popping in a skillet when you're pan frying breaded okra. Man, I love fried okra so much I get a little misty-eyed just thinking about it. "If you love it so much why don't you marry it?" You think I haven't tried?!

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to Rodney, who agrees they should shred my roommate's vintage Star Wars action figure collection next while I film his reaction.

  • RU5TY $H4CKL3F0RD

    I seen a video of a live horse go through industrial shredder, this video will not haunt my dreams thankfully

  • TheDR

    Teenage mutant ninja slime balls.

  • Meh

    Next episode, how to make a body fit any shape!

  • Titty McNipplefondler

    That is exactly what a quiet orgy sounds like

  • Not from my experience it's not.

  • Titty McNipplefondler

    Instead of being offended I will just assume my invitation was lost in the mail.

  • GeneralDisorder

    Here I was thinking zerg hatchlings or something.

  • Doog

    Aaaaand. Ruined.

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  • Titty McNipplefondler

    Show me dem titties

  • Mark

    good luck cleaning that out....

  • GeneralDisorder

    He got stretch armstrong out of his shredder.

  • bluecheesedressing

    So very ASMR, so now, enjoyed. Throat.

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