Dammit, Mother Nature: A Spider With An Ass That Looks Like A Demonic Pickachu Head

September 26, 2017

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Because Mother Nature refuses to seek the help she so desperately needs, this is a shot of a Micrathena sagittata specimen (aka an arrowshaped Micrathena) spotted by National Geographic Explorer and conservationistJonathan Kolby in Honduras. As you can see, its ass looks like the head of a demonic Pikachu. How about that! "I don't like it." I figured you wouldn't, that's why I posted it. It's just my little way of letting you know I care. "About?" Your discomfort. I also turned the A/C all the way down in your office and broke the knob off.

Thanks to Alyssa, who agrees the scariest spider is the one you don't know is on your back right now.

  • Mr. Popo

    Shit! Mimikyu is that you?!

  • If that doesn't say "Don't eat me" to other animals I don't know what does.

  • Frédéric Purenne

    "Hi spidey. Now, I know how frogs, bees and whatnot have bright coloration and shapes to ward off predators... but you don't need that: you're already a spider. No run along and don't impale anybody by mistake, okay?"

  • James Mcelroy

    looks a bit like this pokemon...
    https://vignette1.wikia.noc...

  • Meh

    Ye spiders, just the picture gave me chills.

  • Big Dog on Krampus

    you need to cool it with the spider posts. we need a rule of one spider post per week. fuck spiders.

  • TheQiwiMan

    All night long.

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