Bee Keeper Sits Bare-Assed On A Beehive For A Bet

September 7, 2017

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Note: Some brief bare-assedness, but nothing I didn't feel uncomfortable watching on full-screen at Starbucks.

This is a video of a New Zealand beekeeping bro who clearly doesn't care about his butt's well-being sitting on a beehive bare-assed for thirty seconds to win $1,000 in New Zealand dollars (~$720) as a bet. He does it. In his words while I clench my buttcheeks as tight as possible forever:

"I'm squeezing my balls so hard, bro!"

Fascinating. But what about all those poor bees that were crushed to death under this guy's buttocks? That's not how I'd want to die if I were a bee. "How would you like to go?" Having sex with a dragonfly. "What?" You asked!

Keep going for the video while I try to explain to these guys you don't incubate honey like chicken eggs.

Thanks to blue16, who would have done it for $20 and a bottle of Advil.

  • Captain Matticus, LP Inc.

    First, you sit on it for money
    Then you develop a liking for it and start sitting on it for free.

  • Matt

    100's of bees were harmed in the making of this video... :(

  • MustacheHam

    I feel more sorry for the bees in this as they are being squashed by some guy's ass. A really bad way to go.

  • Irina Abramovich

    Haha-- I would totally eat honey off their butts!!!=)=) Nah- I'm just joking -- that's what afterooster would do. I heard he and his wife and fat children are GAY. Like, total weiner lovers.=)=)

    <3 Thomas

    Hubree: Let's throw a kittens ONLY party and also have another party and invite The Wonder Pets, and The Harvard Lampoon and it'll be FUNNY!=)
    Irina: You're great at staying hot while throwing up!=)

  • The_Wretched

    I think he wanted to do it and the 'bet' was just an excuse so we'd not think he's nuts. Won't someone please think of the bee stings on his nuts.

    Also, not eating their honey.

  • Irina Abramovich

    Haha -- like they offered it for your face to eat it.=)

    <3 Thomas

  • The_Wretched

    Afterrooster's fat wife would eat it.

  • Draco Basileus

    Don't encourage him/it/her.

  • His nuts wont make honey!

  • Irina Abramovich

    But you could always dip nuts in honey and then go wild as a bear eating them!=)

    <3 Thomas

  • Jenness

    720 bucks is a lot of money for that. idk I'm thinking that is a legit bet.

  • Irina Abramovich

    I wonder if we all at Geekologie comments can get together and start a collection for Jenness to lose weight. -- her posts sound fat!=)

    <3 Thomas

    Hubree: You're the thinnest kitten at PetSmart!=)=)=)
    Irina: Your hair smells like Trader Joe's shampoo -- very classy!=)

  • Irina Abramovich

    Let's call a weight loss hotline and have Jenness listen to it!

    <3 Thomas

  • Irina Abramovich

    OKAY, OKAY, let's have an EATING CONTEST to see if Jenness can beat afterooster's wife!!! Haha.=)

    <3 Thomas

  • Jenness

    It's ok - she wants to give me money. I'll take money from a North Korean created chat AI bot. Then I'll spend it on a machine to destroy it and all my enemies and save the WORLD!!! http://orig11.deviantart.ne...

  • TheQiwiMan

    Meh, I've done a lot worse for a lot less.

  • Irina Abramovich

    TheQiwiMan:

    I've heard that afterooster's fat wife doesn't do a whole lot and gains weight only by being an immobile couch potato with sour cream and cheese toppings and eating french fries with seasoned sour cream all day long -- some say that she is a super mom but her kids were born too fat (and STRETCHED her vagina) to wear kids size clothes and all of their clothes (she has 100 children -- afterooster and his wife have a lot of dirty, fat, olive oil covered, sex) are from the woman's and men's departments but they bring them to alterations so they fit well.=)

    <3 Thomas

    Hubree: You'd be a cute Jester for Halloween!=)=)=)
    Irina: Let's plan on furries costumes for Halloween!=)

  • Geekologie

    you sound like my kind of friend

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