All The Rage: Squiggly Scallop Shell Lipstick

September 6, 2017

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Squiggly lips: they're allegedly the latest beauty craze. And by craze I obviously mean crazy. They're the latest beauty crazy. Created by carefully drawing the shape using a lipstick brush, they make your lips look like a scallop shell. And who hasn't dreamed of kissing a scallop shell? "Not me." Not even the scallop shells of a mermaid's bikini top? "I take it back." No, no, it's too late, I'm trying to teach you to think before you answer.

Keep going for a couple more examples of looking at lips so up close is weird.

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Thanks to Cassandra, who just invented zigzag lips.

  • The_Wretched

    So this is somesort of april fools joke to trap the unwary?

  • Meh

    I like her lips, but that stupid squigly stuff. I don't understand it at all.

  • Roast_Guider

    Labial!

  • Mary Chavez

    Not attractive at all!! 😒

  • Damian Mellin

    this is fake
    you can see the warp tool

  • Irina Abramovich

    Afterooster's wife is so fat, she has to photoshop herself into having boobs instead giant fat cavities.=)

    <3 Thomas

    Hubree: You're my kitten husband and we'll be married forever!!!!=)=)=)
    Irina: Let's go get beers soon!=)

  • TJ Wilferd

    Photoshoped all to hell to make it look like the wrinkled lip texture stays with the lipstick rather than just squiggly clown make-up.

  • Kane Harrison

    The problem is that you can't photoshop people in real life. Also, making your mouth look like a puckered bum hole isn't a good idea.

  • Shooting Thepast

    and those pictures in no way look like they've been photoshopped.

  • Bling Nye

    I'm willing to bet $100 this came about as a means of hiding/disguising oral herpes sores.

  • Jenness

    That's EXACTLY what this is for - the ho's of the world.

  • Andyman7714

    Gawd, no!

  • Frédéric Purenne

    When we say clam, we're talking about the lips down there... Just saying.

  • Irina Abramovich

    ZOMG -- Geekologie is so raunchy today!! I thought I was reading the comments at The Superficial when you wrote some nasty thing about kissing vaginas. Everyone knows that Geekologie prefers GAY jokes, not lesbian ones.

    <3 Thomas

    Hubree: You tiny kitten lips are as cute as a four leaf clover!=)=)=)
    Irina: Let's plan a trip to Spain and then to Ireland!=)

  • That is just... stupid.

  • TheQiwiMan

    No, ladies.

    No.

  • Irina Abramovich

    I heard that afterooster's wife ate all of the lipstick -- she bought the whole stock of it and ate it off her lips so you don't have to worry about it anymore! That lipstick design looks like a giant nipple pasty!! Aha.=)

    <3 Thomas

    Hubree: I love the way you played with our mouse friend all of those times!!=)=)=)
    Irina: You're a pretty girl, did you know that?

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