Very Clever: A Rocketship Shaped Potato Masher

August 23, 2017

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This is the Space Masher designed and available for pre-order from OTOTO ($17). It looks like a rocketship blasting off for galaxies unknown and the potatoes you're mashing, its smoke plume. Very clever. I love mashed potatoes. But do you know what I love even more than mashed potatoes? DESSERT. Unfortunately I have to eat everything on my plate if I want dessert, which is hard because my mom really piles it on. Honestly, I've never actually finished a plate before and I'm starting to wonder if the cake is a lie.

Keep going for one more shot.

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Thanks to becca, who agrees the future of mashed potatoes isn't mashing them, it's blowing them up with controlled explosives. Now you're talking my language.

  • Jenness

    $17!! No thank you. Though - it might double as a very interesting sex toy / back massaging device domahickey.

  • Reese Rizo

    I just want something that would go more with the lockness ladle and colander...

  • GeneralDisorder

    I wonder if this is as useless as the Nessie Ladel.

  • isaiah
  • Bling Nye

    But is it available at ThinkGeek...?

  • Irina Abramovich

    atheistgirl:

    Here I am logging into my other account, under a disguised name, to write about how fat afterooster's wife is:

    I heard afterooster's wife is so fat, she once ate 1,000,000 bags of Easter M&M's for Easter and then ate 5,000,000 Peeps candies -- she now is too fat to ride standard elevators but can still use the industrial ones.=)

    <3 Thomas

    Hubree: You'd look adorable in Patagonia baby, tiny kitten!!=)=)=)
    Irina: You rocked at doing yoga from the Hatha Yoga book yesterday!!

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