Truck Driver Gets Chest Tattoo Of A Tiny Person Driving His Body

August 16, 2017

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This is a short video of the work-in-process (I assume it's going to be colored?) tattoo that truck driver Kenny Ollerenshaw is having inked by Richard Batey of Immortal Art Studio. I'll post the finished product too if I remember, which I won't so one of you better remind me. Preferably in the form of a note tied to a brick thrown through my office window. It kind of reminds me of Krang's android body if he sat in its head instead of its belly. But it reminds me even more of this freaky deaky alien controlling a human body Halloween mask. What it doesn't remind me of is something I want to see when I'm trying to make out with a girl. Jesus, Kenny -- a little privacy?!

Keep going for a short video of Kenny flexing his muscles and making his humanoid controller move.

Thanks to me, for scoring a very impressive 180/100 on the test I just took. "That was a blood pressure test, and you're going to die." Please, don't take this away from me.

  • Sankar Kalyan

    I have the tattoo of a corpse. Yes, I am dead inside.

  • NXSmiggy

    It's Arnold Arnold Arnold rimmer........

    https://youtu.be/r-ZiI3iVgpM

  • Meh

    I saved this picture from another place like 2 days ago. Didn't know it was new..

  • Kevin Hoare

    Isn't it from MIB2?

  • Captain Matticus, LP Inc.

    That is fantastic!

  • Kane Harrison

    I just thought it was a photo of Corey Taylor. His body and neck are the same ratio as the photo above.

  • Andrew Newton

    It's gone beyond a reach into a long haul to call that an optical illusion.

  • Geekologie

    is that better?

  • Andrew Newton

    :D :D I guess, I just wanted the opportunity to make a bad pun.

  • Jenness

    In other related news, guy forced to wear shirt the rest of life when he has sex because his tattoo freaks his partner out.

  • Andrew Newton

    Like making airplane noises when feeding a baby; I hope this guy makes truck noises when going down to eat pussy.

  • Jenness

    OMG LULZZZZZZZZZ

  • Samantha Rose Lockhart

    yup, would totally be cracking up the entire time lol

  • I dunno, I'd hit dat.

    #WhatsWrongWithLoveBigot

    #NoKinkShaming

  • Jenness
  • Doog

    Hahahaha

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