To Infinity And Beyond!: A Jetpack Backpack

August 7, 2017

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This is the $50 Jetpack Backpack design and sold by SUCK UK. It looks like a jetpack, complete with fiery thrusters. Unfortunately, based on my current location in the rose bushes below my 2nd story bedroom window, I'm assuming it's nonfunctional. That, or I used the wrong fuel. "You filled it with Miller Lite bottles." There was no instruction manual!

Keep going for a couple more shots, including one of a kid who's about to suffocate in space clutching a soccer ball.

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Thanks to hairless, who wants a backpack that makes it look like he has backwards facing tits. Okaaaaaaay.

  • GeneralDisorder

    Of all ways to get your ass kicked this it not one I'd want to engage in. I'd much rather be gay in the 90s.

  • Perpetual Pizza

    But it doesn't even work.

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