Timelapse Of Man Completing A 33,600 Piece Jigsaw Puzzle Over Nine Months

August 23, 2017

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This is a timelapse video of Youtuber Andre F completing the 5.25-foot x 18.5-foot 33,600 piece 'Wildlife' jigsaw puzzle (previously: somebody making a video game themed stop motion video with the same puzzle) over the course of mine months. For reference, you could have produced a baby in the same time. Me? My sperm is so strong it produces full-grown adults in only two months. The government wanted to use me to breed an army of supersoldiers but I told them I wasn't interested. Plus, you know, I made the whole thing up and my sperm actually just chase their tails until they pass out and die from exhaustion, usually still in my balls.

Keep going for the video while I search for clues as to who stole this man's desk and computer.

Thanks to Ayesha, who agrees this guy clearly doesn't have any children or pets.

  • Robin Munro

    "Missed a bit"

  • Mark

    My knees hurt after watching this.....

  • Dani

    that looks like 5 puzzles to me and only 33599 pieces

  • Bling Nye

    Once again, I find myself marveling at what a lack of sex can accomplish.

  • Mark

    2 minutes and 34 seconds of internet fame.

    Isn't that about the same amount of time that sex lasts?

  • Joel Lamm

    Bonus: if you are really good at speed watching, you can catch up on a lot of tv shows in this video

  • TheQiwiMan

    What a gargantuan waste of fucking time.

    Why do puzzles still exist? Does this guy not know we have actual FUN forms of entertainment today?

  • Brock

    Waste of time, sure. But click the link at the end to see that he was making it to go into the floor, which makes it less futile.

  • "... this guy clearly doesn't have any children or pets." Or life.

  • GeneralDisorder

    I have no life because of children and pets.

  • chachi13

    Bummer that the pieces are separated into multiple units. So it was really just ten smaller puzzles that needed to be put together.

  • Mark

    That was what I thought at first, but it looks like he just split the puzzle up into manageable rows before flipping all of the pieces over.
    He then broke them up into manageable square cardboard sections that he could access easily while looking for pieces.

  • Irina Abramovich

    chachi13:

    Here I am logging into my other account, under a disguised name, to write about how fat afterooster's wife is:

    I heard afterooster's wife is so fat her dinner is the size of the hot air balloons at the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade!=)

    <3 Thomas

    Hubree: You have the cutest kitten nose to kiss!=)=)=)
    Irina: You're the nicest friend I could dream of!=)

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