The Wait Is Over: Ta-Ta Towels, Towels Specifically For Your Breasts

August 4, 2017

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These are several shots of Ta-Ta Towels, towels with adjustable elastic bands in them that cling to the bottom of your breast. The towels, which come in a variety of colors and patterns, cost $45 and are supposed to help prevent under-boob sweat (plus make for convenient breastfeeding). Per the product site: "Whether at the spa, gym, or just lounging around the house, the Ta-Ta Towel will be your boobs' new breast friend." Breast friend -- I get it. I could use some breast friends. I imagine they don't work that well with small breasts but small breasts probably don't cause the boob sweat that large boobs do. Of course this is all just my personal speculation and I'll be the first to admit I know nothing about female anatomy except women are generally smaller than men and have softer mustaches.

Keep going for a handful more pics including a lady at the pool who probably isn't going off the diving board.

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Thanks to MSA, who agrees hand bras are the best bras.

  • DutchLion

    Yay! Boobies!

  • nianicole

    God is good. I want 30.

  • Deplorable Erik Dee

    Yay! Boobies!

  • Malcolm Fried

    "In the year 2525"

  • Captain Matticus, LP Inc.
  • Meh

    I like em.

  • I have it on very good authority that this will be the standard uniform for everyone to wear, (men and women) by the year 2153.

  • Hazakabammer

    That just conjured up images in my head of a society like Wall-E where everyone is so obese, even all the men have tits and there's just like morbidly obese people floating around on hover mobility scooters in shorts and ta-ta-towels.

  • Samantha Rose Lockhart

    only for busty women obviously lol

  • Jenness

    You're right, they only come in C/D size. Funny how guys kind of like them but most women don't. I still think women will buy them though but it will be a guilty secret because who honestly cleans their house with clothes on? They just are going to get filthy anyone - easier to be in your underwear or naked and these things will combat boob sweat so I see a lot of chicks whipping this sling out if only to scrub the toilets and mop.

    And the nursing the baby one. That actually is so convenient especially the first month when you literally do nothing but feed that thing every 1/2 hour 24 hours a day.

  • Samantha Rose Lockhart

    the only good use of these would be nursing for sure

  • Georgia

    "Most women don't"? Oh hellll no. My Facebook page is FILLED with links to this product from various sources. Me and all my fellow ladies with heavy titties are ALL ABOUT THIS. I wish I was wearing one RIGHT NOW.

  • Jenness

    Then I stand corrected and will add "The women I know personally that I've shown this to don't".

  • Hazakabammer

    Depends on why you're wearing them. I wouldn't mind seeing a woman with small breasts wearing one of these- falling off would be a bonus. ;D

  • Draco Basileus

    Countdown to the inevitable "Te-Te Towels" for your testicles. 3...2...1...

  • TyDurd

    There is already underwear that separates your dick/balls into two separate pouches.. close enough I'd say.
    I think it's called 'separatec' or something.

  • Draco Basileus

    I'm so not surprised...Saddened, but not surprised.

  • DL1119

    i'm good, i'll just use these for my balls.

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