Rocket League In Real Life: Car Soccer With Excavator Goalies

August 11, 2017

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This is a drone video from the 3rd annual Fastracs auto soccer game. It's like Rocket League in real life except with way less impressive cars (although I do like that van with the roof cut off), and excavators as goalies. Unfortunately, I expected more of a demolition derby aspect to the game, which just wasn't there. So, what do you say -- steal some cars and play Rocket League in real life this weekend? "Definitely not." I figured you might say that. "You already stole my keys, didn't you?" I'm gonna bend it like Beckham!

Keep going for the video. Also I'm pretty sure the game almost ended when that SUV runs into the excavator's bucket at 3:10.

Thanks to Donald B, who agrees the key to winning a demolition derby is backing into everybody so you don't damage your engine, only the person you have in the trunk.

  • DutchLion

    So you are saying that soccer can no longer end in a tie? Anything that can end in 0-0 is boring.The only exciting part of soccer is when someone kicks 10 feet away from someone and they fall down making gradeschool acting look broadway worthy to try and draw out a penalty. Even then it still is more sad than entertaining.

  • leny

    It should be more interesting, but seemed really slow and not as exciting as a demolition derby/soccer game could have been…

  • DutchLion

    You should try watching professional soccer instead of the middle school kids through binoculars from your van.

  • Bling Nye

    Is it 2016 again? Goddamnit, not again.

  • This is exactly 5,000,000,000 times more interesting to watch than soccer.

  • Adibobea9

    It should be more interesting, but seemed really slow and not as exciting as a demolition derby/soccer game could have been…

  • Bling Nye

    You should try watching professional soccer instead of the middle school kids through binoculars from your van.

  • So, I say your boring sport is boring and you call me a pedophile?

    You off your meds again?

  • Bling Nye

    I never called you a pedophile. I merely implied you should watch a more competitive level of the sport... You drew your own conclusions, ya sicko.

  • HackTheGibson

    So you are saying that soccer can no longer end in a tie? Anything that can end in 0-0 is boring.

    The only exciting part of soccer is when someone kicks 10 feet away from someone and they fall down making gradeschool acting look broadway worthy to try and draw out a penalty. Even then it still is more sad than entertaining.

  • GeneralDisorder

    I've seen clips of top level soccer and it was a snooze fest. That's just watching highlights.

    Granted I can't watch any pro sports. It's all boring.

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