I Am Into This: A Stag Beetle Bottle Opener

August 7, 2017


This is the Bottle Beetle designed and sold by Fred And Friends. It costs $13, is made of a gold-toned zinc alloy, and looks like a horned stag beetle. It also opens bottles. Unfortunately, I already own a perfectly good mermaid bottle opener and I think another novelty bottle opener would just be excessive. I'm a practical person. "You're wearing diamond shoes." They're not diamond, they're Swarovski crystal.

Keep going for one more shot.


Thanks to Charley, who opens bottles the hardcore way: with his teeth.

  • Jenness

    $13 isn't too bad, though you still could buy 13 of these for that that look like boobs at my local dollar store. Which frankly I found not too appropriate

  • GeneralDisorder

    So you're saying your boobs look like dollar store bottle openers?

  • Jenness

    No you perv. Read that again. They (the ones in the story not mine) look like this only with a beachy palm tree bikini top and cheaper looking material.

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