Good Ol' Boys Try To Launch Unmanned ATV Off Cliff, Do It Wrong

August 31, 2017

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This is a short video of some good ol' boys trying to launch an unmanned ATV off a cliff, presumably in an attempt to appease the gods of chewing tobacco and cheap domestic beer. However the Skoal god deemed their sacrifice unworthy that day and sent the ATV into a group of predominately vertical-filming bystanders before throwing itself off the cliff on its own terms. Admittedly, I admire that ATV's tenacity, which is saying a lot considering we're talking about an inanimate ATV here and not a hungry lion.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to Brian, who agrees these kids are lucky the ATV decided it didn't want to take any of them with it.

  • JJtoob

    OMG I'm sure they broke their iPhones!

  • KingCraigers

    This is why coasters call midwesterners uneducated.

  • captaindash

    To all people talking shit: rednecks have more fun that you do.

  • No, they just do it in a shorter lifespan so it seems like more.

  • captaindash

    Touche

  • sizzlepants

    And yet stupid poor people keep complaining because they can't figure out why they can't stay rich... I mean, who doesn't launch stuff that costs a couple of thousand dollars off a cliff for lulz?

  • Daren Barnes

    I believe I would have got up and kicked a little a ass!

  • Poor donkey.

  • Big Dog on Krampus

    of course they start laughing and high-fiving right after

  • Bling Nye

    "DIDYOUSEETHATBROTHATSHITWHENTRIGHTOVERYOU!!!

    WHOOOO!!!"

  • Glad I didn't read the video description before watching that, gotta enjoy these types of videos spoiler-free! :-D

  • Enkidu98

    Hey Torque-mada, what do you say?!

  • The_Wretched

    I thought it was hillbilly bowling. See how many people get knocked off the cliff with the ATV.

  • Bling Nye

    "Gonna pick up that spare bitch, HOLD MY BEER! WHOOOOO!!!"

  • PUNX

    that's called thinning the herd, but he failed at that too.

  • Bling Nye

    Rednecks are remarkably resilient, you have to wear them down with meth first.

  • They're probably doing that all by themselves.

  • Bling Nye

    The ones clever enough to do so, yes.

  • Meh

    Typical morons.

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