Dead Leaf Mantises Prepare For Battle Against Owner's Finger

August 4, 2017

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This is a video from insect lover and Youtuber InsecthausTV showing off a group of angry dead leaf mantises. They're angry because he pokes them with his finger. I get angry when people poke me too. Unless it's on Facebook, then it's okay because I know they just miss me/want to get in my pants (technically sweats I accidentally cut into shorts when I was weed-whacking) and aren't just hoping I'll giggle like the Pillsbury Doughboy.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to Marcus O, who agrees those things are definitely aliens.

  • Jenness

    Am I the only one that didn't realize "Dead Leaf Mantis" was the name and thought I was about to watch a video of some psycho poking and using dead "Leaf Mantis" carcasses in some sick play?

  • The_Wretched

    Doog's lying. You're the only one.

  • Doog

    No you are not, I was completely ready to skip this sadistic video. Even reading the description I thought "insect lover" was a sarcastic comment. It really doesn't help that nothing moves in a screen grab as those things could just as easily be dead as alive in the picture.

  • Draco Basileus

    Judo Chop!

  • Robin Munro

    Did I not encounter those 'beasties' while playing half-life?

  • Nope

    I'll cut you!!!

  • HOLY CRAP REAL LIFE POKY-MANS!!!

  • Disqus, what is the point of blocking idiot users if they can still read and reply to your comments?

  • Irina Abramovich

    TheQiwiMan--

    Here I am logging into my other account, under a disguised name, to write about how fat afterooster's wife is:

    I heard afterooster's wife is so fat she one time got caught in a whale net while swimming in the ocean.

    <3 Thomas

    Hubree: You were a perfect #1 kitten when I gave you baths before you ran away!=)
    Irina: You swim the fastest across the Hidden Beach lake!!=)

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