Cyborg!: Woman Demonstrates LED Eyelashes

August 3, 2017

This is a video of Naomi 'SexyCyborg' Wu and her tutorial for wearing Soomi LED eyelashes. And I'm 100% confident Naomi is, in fact, a cyborg. The question is whether she's more human or machine. I'm thinking approximately 60% human, 40% machine, but that's just a guesstimate and I'd have to take a look at her central processing unit to learn more. "What the hell are you talking about?" I don't know, I just like pretending we live in the future. So -- wanna come over and watch the spacejet races on holovision tonight?

Keep going for the busty video.

Thanks to Luc, who agrees these would be the opposite of perfect for playing hide and seek at night.

  • Gilbert

    Usually when you see a chest like that, she's still packin', so to speak...

  • Hazakabammer

    She doesn't even look good. She has an overly masculine chin, her tits are flat and wide, HAVE TO BE FAKES, and her arms are skinny af to the point one might wonder if she were anorexic if it wasn't for the massive jigglies on her chest.

  • Kbrauneis

    I doubt that people noticed the lights with that cleavage

  • oiman

    thats a horrible boobjob. whoever did that job should be fired

  • GeneralDisorder

    I thought most plastic surgeons were self employed...

  • Hazakabammer

    Asia bro- probably a black market surgeon.

  • GeneralDisorder

    Still self-employed.

  • oiman

    that would explain a lot

  • Chaz Gomez

    You know someone's gonna get shot on the way home from the club and the defender going to claim they tight it was a cyborg demon...

  • Captain Matticus, LP Inc.

    Excuse me, but my eyes are up here!

  • Deplorable Erik Dee

    Even with those succulent tits, those eyelashes look stupid.

  • The_Wretched

    I could see Flaka totally wanting to wear them.

  • Andyman7714

    5 steps. Pull dress down. 5 steps. Pull dress down. Why bother?

  • GeneralDisorder

    I agree. That dress would look way better balled up on the floor...

  • Sorry, doesn't work. Still staring at ur big gnarly fake titz.

  • Mark

    She has eyes? I didn't get up that far....

  • Bubbubsky

    The actual question we should be asking is, "Are they real?" For science!

  • Hazakabammer

    No they're not. No way.

  • Tigerh8r

    ARG!! You beat me to my post! Kudos!

  • Big Dog on Krampus

    i think i can tell which parts are cybenetically enhanced

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