Yeah, Maybe Don't Try Live Reporting In Front Of A Helicopter

July 21, 2017

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This is a video of a local news reporter reporting on some area fires in front of the river that two firefighting helicopters are using to scoop buckets of water from. Things go pretty much exactly how I'm assuming everyone except this reporter and her cameraman would expect. Or maybe she was secretly hoping to find a backdoor into Oz. I would have done the same thing if I thought I stood a chance of meeting the Wonderful Wizard. I know better though. "Because he's not real?" What? No, because the Lollypop Guild had him assassinated.

Keep going for the video, but keep your speakers in check.

Thanks to TA, who agrees that is not how you win a Pulitzer.

  • The_Wretched

    So it's a male helicopter?

  • Deplorable Erik Dee

    There's some weird shit going on in this thread. I'm Audi!

  • tHE_uKER

    "Here's a video of a girl having her hair blown around a bit."
    Damn this must have been one hell of a slow week on Geekologie.

  • Geekologie

    boy was it

  • GeneralDisorder

    I like how she's wearing the traditional April O'Neil yellow.

  • Meh

    GW is so wise. Its a miracle he does this blog and not real news reporting:)

  • sizzlepants

    One word - ponytail.

    Seriously though, I don't know how it's possible for any girl to grow into a woman with long hair who isn't capable of making a ponytail happen within about 2 seconds tops.

  • She's so friendly after that. "I'll go grab your hat for ya."

  • Jenness

    Thank God this isn't what it looks like! From the screenshot it looked like her whole head had been set on fire and was burnt to a crisp.

    Glad when I pressed Play as fast as I could that was not the case. Whew!

  • Irina Abramovich

    It sounded like the helicopter was farting through helicopter training after eating 12 boneless wings with HOTTTT buffalo sauce at BWW!=) When afterooster watches this video, and shows it to his wife, (typing from other account), she’ll probably try to eat a whole person again, the anchorwoman, after mistaking her as a giant banana covered in caramel like at the fair where she sees everything a yeti does sitting in a giant cage with people at the fair throwing carrots and apples at her so she could do tricks like trying to sit on her knees like fat people can’t because of the weight pressing down. And also catching wooden logs set on fire with her teeth like a wildebeest. She wins PRIZE 1 at the Fair. A’yup!!

    Also, it’d be funny if afterooster’s fat wife went to the airport to go on vacation but ended up eating the airplane because it looked like giant marshmellows before the flight took off. It’d be funny if afterooster’s wife tried to eat 50000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000=)v000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 kidney beans and couldn’t stop farting for 6 months straight.=)=)

    Irina, you’re the best GF I’ve ever had!
    Hubree, you’re the first kitten I’ll love forever.=)

    <3 Thomas

  • sizzlepants

    What the honest Christ drugs are you on?

  • Irina Abramovich

    Drugs? O I love drugs!! I'm like a fiend. I like Adderall and Tylenol 3.=) Also, I'm high on God's love!!!!!!!! I've collected over 1,000+ pictures of kittens and I masturbate to them every second of my life. I'm serious. Kitten is 2Cute. Tonight, I'm looking up more pictures of kittens playing hockey.

    Here I am logging into my other account to post about how fat afterooster's wife is: I'll bet afterooster's wife takes pills for weight control and has to wear weight control top underwear or the zoo is called, because she looks like a bubbly hippo. Someone has to tackle her and put the stakes in the ground to capture her. At the zoo, her diet consists of shoots and grasslands -- all of the grasslands and also all of it covered in more popcorn with liquid oil butter. I heard she once looked at pictures of healthy and unhealthy food with pictures of fat compared to eating like a banana for a snack and when asked which looks more appetizing, she picked the picture with fat. **VOMITS.** In the before and after pictures of afterooster’s wife trying to lose weight, the weight stays almost exactly the same but her boobs have larger nipples from eating fat nipple food. That’s what I heard, anyway. If anyone else thinks her arms look fat from eating fat people's arms, then pictures or it didn’t happen.

    Have a night evening, sizzle pants!!

    Hubree-- YOLO!
    Irina-- You're sweet ALL the time.=)

    <3 Thomas

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