Woopsie: Woman Uses App To Order Domino's Pizza For The First Time, Forgets Sauce, Cheese

July 18, 2017

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In you did it wrong news, this is a shot of the pizza that musician BJ Stead's mom ordered when using the Domino's app for the first time. Apparently she skipped over the sauce and cheese portions of the pizza building process. Per his mother, who's had enough of this newfangled technology:

"Next time I am calling... the old fashioned way 😁"

Admittedly, that's a pretty shitty looking pizza. It's basically just giant crispy breadsticks with pepperoni on top. My mouth is getting dry just looking at it. Like when I think about pretzels or licking that mummy. "What mummy?" The one at the natural history museum. "You licked it?" The guard wasn't looking and I felt it was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.

Thanks to Simon, who orders pizza the even older fashioned way: yelling out his apartment window in Naples for Giuseppe to bake him one.

  • OdinsEye

    This actually is easy to do, I did it the other day ,but they called me and asked if i was sure about no sauce or cheese. Stupid app.

  • scott19

    Send it back, they burned it.

  • ATAVU5

    The app defaults to plain cheese pizza with robust tomato sauce. You have to actually select "No Sauce" and "No Cheese" from the options. C'mon Geekology.. I thought you were a true geek. You really let me down lol.

  • sizzlepants

    Shitty?

    No no no. You obviously haven't ordered much Dominos. That there is STANDARD. Hell, that's actually above average in my experience. There's only a single burn mark and the toppings are mostly spread out. Sure one side has about twice as many toppings as the other but at least every slice gets some action.

  • unimate

    The app doesn't make you build a pizza from nothing. It adds robust tomato sauce and the standard amount of cheese as the default. I'm calling bull.

  • GeneralDisorder

    I ordered a pizza from Papa John's and accidentally got barbecue sauce. It was acceptable. I was glad it was just for me though because my kids would have both flipped out about that.

  • The_Wretched

    Wait a minute, I can get a sauceless pizza?!!

  • You know that old saying "pizza is like sex: even when it's bad, it's still pretty good"?

    Well, guess that disproved that!

    #CheckMateAtheists

  • James Mcelroy

    yeah except, no sauce, no cheese, nope, that ain't pizza.

  • Touché!!

    #CheckMateTheists

  • Anything's a pizza if you're brave enough.

  • Double Touché!!

    #CheckMatePastafarians

  • PUNX

    even if it was a legit request, why would you send out a horrible product as this or at least cover up the burn spot with fresh pepperoni

  • Kelly

    Sometimes they call. Sometimes they dont. People do actially order no sauce or cheese pizzas. Beside Way to blame the store. Instead of the lady who didnt read over the confirmation page.

  • PUNX

    They could at least make it look good. If you are the owner or manager of this pizza place an da costomer brought it back in and said i wanted a pizza with no cheese and sauce but not this burnt ass pizza. How would you feel about it.

  • Ollie Williams

    You'd think they would call her to confirm such an odd request.

  • Kelly

    Sometimes they call. Sometimes they dont. People do actially order no sauce or cheese pizzas. Beside Way to blame the store. Instead of the lady who didnt read over the confirmation page.

    And people get mad when the stores mess up their food. They cant even get it right themselves.

  • Ollie Williams

    I didn't blame the pizza company. In fact, I did blame the customer in another comment. I do blame you for a lack of reading comprehension, though, so you can go fuck yourself.

  • Frédéric Purenne

    Nah, if I was an employee there, my mind would have gone the route of "Some kids want to make a silly video of ordering only pepperoni or something." and would have gone right through with the order. I've had weirder requests.

  • Bling Nye

    You greatly overestimate what minimum wage employees in high turnover jobs are willing/able to do.

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