This is a video of a guy with a 'FREE METAL' sign performing a free metal concert in his front yard. His sign: it was not a lie. The sign at the beer store on Saturday night? That was a lie, because it said open but they were closed. "It was 4AM." Then flip your sign when you leave, I was thirsty and they got my hopes up. "Nobody needs a beer at 4AM." I had just gotten off work! "And what work would that be?" Superheroing. "You broke a window with a brick and stole a 12-pack." The city owed me that beer.
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Thanks to n0nentity, who agrees somebody knows how to spend a Saturday.