Screw This, I'm Outta Here: Cat Drags Its Bed Up Stairs

July 21, 2017

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This is a short video of a cat who's had enough of ground floor living and tries to drag its bed upstairs. It doesn't just try though, it's successful. Another fine example of trying hard and believing in yourself. Also, I like how the cat's pattern matches its bed. It's like a kitty camo bed. I wish my bed was camouflaged to match me. "You should bleach your sheets." You're saying I'm pale, I get it. "I was referring to the pee stains." That's not pee, that's *sniffs bed* okay yeah that's pee. Never drink Red Bull before bed.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to Stephanie B, who wants to see that cat ride its bed back down the stairs like we used to do on pieces of cardboard when my parents weren't home (one time I hit the front door so hard I lost a tooth).

  • dlb

    i want this cat

  • The_Wretched

    If you feed the cat, it won't spend time pretending to have a huge carcass to eat.

  • Clipper44

    RESPECK.

  • Irina Abramovich

    There is no one as fapworthy as Kitten!!!!=)

    Irina: Let's make Hello Kitty cupcakes soon!!
    Hubree: I love you, sweet baby kitten!=)

    <3 Thomas

  • Irina Abramovich

    I found a new pic and video to FAPPPPP!!!! to.=) This kitten is precious like in The Lord of the Ring. Thanks, Geekologie.=)

    <3 Thomas

  • Irina Abramovich

    Dear afterooster,

    Now that I have safely logged into my other account, I want to tell you, afterooster, that your wife could try to look A LOT like this kitten. That is, when she isn't eating from the dog dish. So much for dog wives. Or like if she eats less than 10 slices of cheddar cheese on her sandwiches. I HEART kitten 4EVAR.=)

    <3 Thomas

  • Big Dog on Krampus

    wtf

  • Bling Nye

    The "new Daisy" it seems...

  • Irina Abramovich

    Big Dog on Krampus,

    I like to make fun of Afterooster's wife from my other accounts-- like one time I saw a competition with the fattest women in the world on TV and then told afterooster's wife that she missed the show but as a consolation to try to lose 500 lbs for next year's competition. Other times, it'd be nice if afterooster's wife could start wearing pants that hide her ankles all the way so she doesn't gross out midgets when he and and his wife go out, if they do because I heard there are weight limits to traveling by road in the US. Have a nice day!=)

    <3 Thomas

    PS Irina -- You look pretty today!

  • Jeedai Infidel

    Somebody is off their meds, it seems. Watch yourself.

  • Irina Abramovich

    Jeedai Infidel -- Could that "somebody" be afterooster's wife? She probably takes 80trillion X the weight loss medication you do.=) Have a fun day!!

    Hubree --Your kisses are as sweet as sugar.=)
    Irina -- You're one of my best friends forever!!!!=)

    <3 Thomas

  • Draco Basileus

    Are you trippin' balls?

  • The_Wretched

    it's a bot

  • Jenness

    Right?! Inquiring minds want to know.

  • Irina Abramovich

    I <3 Adderall & Thomas. Woo! University of Saint Thomas Aquinas forever!!!!=)=)

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