Life Lessons: Don't Stop Halfway Down A Waterslide

July 31, 2017

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This is a short video of two girls learning the hard way why you shouldn't stop halfway down a water slide. They should just be thankful it wasn't my turn next, because I'm a human wrecking ball. One time I did a cannonball at a friend's pool party and everyone in the pool died. Don't believe me? Ask my mom. "He's lying." Okay, okay -- one made a miraculous recovery.

Keep going for the video while I wonder why there wasn't a waterpark employee regulating the flow of people down the slide. Or maybe there was and this was their way of fixing a bottleneck.

Thanks to Lindsey, who'll just stick to the lazy river.

  • Meh

    Ok, i won't make a woman joke. I'll just remember how this happened to me once, when i was maybe 14, with a friend, we were holding up the water to go fast when 2 woman came up behind us. They actually tried to show their special places when we then finally released the tsunami.

  • Andyman7714

    You didn't show the rest of the video with his head stuck up her arse.

  • Irina Abramovich

    Idiot moron tries to slide down a water slide -- hey, who the hell kicked her in the head when she was finally make it down it?

    <3 Thomas

    Hubree: I love your kisses -- they are precious.=)
    Irina: BFF Forever.=)

  • captaindash

    That poor bastard hit them head first. Idiots. Why didn't they just stand up and move out of the way? Not rocket science. They both deserve a savage beating.

  • TheQiwiMan

    All 3 died later that day.

    (It was in an unrelated incident, they all ate some bad opossum meat)

  • You don't eat opossum... Every good Southern knows that you nail the opossum to a board, marinade it for 24 hours, salt it, bake it for 4 hours and when it's done cooking you throw away the opossum and then eat the board.

  • Nope

    The south's #3 killer.

  • Doog

    Jesus that hit made me think of Australian Rules Football

  • The_Wretched

    Was there water? It looked a bit more like a damp slide.

  • Yeah, we didn't see how they got into that position. I'm guessing they went down together, the water flow was to minimal for the two of them and they came to a natural stop. What I DON'T understand is the idiot/jerk who couldn't wait for them to clear out of the way who ended up getting the worst of the impact since the dufus went head-first to begin with.

  • Deplorable Erik Dee

    He was fine. He hit that fat ass.

  • Jan Bergström

    That clunk sound of flesh hitting flesh...

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