This is the Mini Moke Amphibie Lazareth, the lovechild of a steamy threeway between a Jeep, a golf cart, and a dinghy. The all-aluminum vehicle sports a teensy 400cc Euro 4 engine capable of propelling the precious lil bugger up to 90km/h (~56MPH). And, with just a few seconds transition, can drive into the water where a propeller can push the Mini Moke around in a body of water at 7 knots (~8MPH). You ever made love in an amphibious vehicle in the middle of a lake before? Me neither, but I'd like to try. *adds to bucket list between 'Don't go back to jail' and 'Rob a bank'* Unfortunately, the Mini Moke is made to order and starts at around €42,000 (~$48,000), making it significantly cheaper to attempt making love in a canoe. But not TO a canoe, because that would mean it has a hole in it. And you know what they say about boats with holes -- they sink. "You're saying they'll go down on you." I'm calling your parents.
Keep going for a handful more shots and a video of the sweet little bastard in action. Official site HERE if you want to buy me one and make me the happiest boy in the world for an afternoon.
Thanks to Adrian, who heard James Bond bought all of his illegitimate children these for their birthdays.