Hadouken!: Punch Activated Wrist Flamethrowers

July 31, 2017

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This is a video demonstration of the very impressive Legend Of Korra inspired punch activated flamethrowers built by Sufficiently Advanced. I want a pair. I also want a pair of kick activated leg flamethrowers, which is why I just invented and built some. "Your leg is on fire." It's cool, I'm wearing flame-retardant pants." You're not wearing any pants. Shit! Stop drop and roll me, pronto.

Keep going for the video while I daydream about firepunching my cubicle walls to ashes.

Thanks to Zootghost, who agrees they need to incorporate these into UFC fights immediately.

  • The_Wretched

    Rating = mild scorch.

  • Jenness

    These are the types of people I need to make friends with for when the apocalypse is upon us. Handy and makes things out of what's laying around to kill zombies/demons/Antifa protesters - so useful!!

  • GeneralDisorder

    I wouldn't worry about zombies. If dead people are walking around because of something biological then rot will overcome the bodies. So basically just avoid the dead and hope you aren't infected by something airborne. If the pathogen is airborn you'll be dead before you know it.

    If dead are walking around because of magic or something... all bets are off. You can expect to fight zombies, skeletons, ghosts, zombified animals and swarms of things. Basically Diablo series...

    And if demons rise it's pretty much the same situation as magic propelled zombies. Magic must defeat magic. Unless of course technology can defeat magic but since magic don't real (as far as we know) there's no need to worry about that.

    Antifa... now there's something worth carrying weapons for. You don't need a gun. Just... like, keys on a keyring should be enough to stop antifa. Or a wet napkin, probably. If you get surrounded, drop to the ground. Tuck in everything and hold on tight. You might get pepper sprayed but you likely won't get dead.

  • Jenness

    I'm glad we had this talk. I feel much better now .

  • LOL Antifa won't be around after the apocalypse. As soon as their moms aren't around to buy them Hot Pockets they'd die out super quick. :-P

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