Epic Battle Simulation Of 300 Jedi Vs 60,000 Medieval Soldiers

July 25, 2017

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This is a video created by YouTuber SergiuHellDragoonHQ playing Ultimate Epic Battle Simulator for the PIC to pit 300 Jedi against 60,000 medieval soldiers. Who wins? SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER: the Jedi. They hack and slash their way through the soldiers like a lightsaber through warm butter. Or frozen butter, it really doesn't make a difference because lightsabers burn at like 8,000°C - 25,000°C (~14,432°F - 45,032°F) and pretty much vaporize anything in their path. Just ask Darth Maul's intestines. "Too soon." Really? The beginning of the movie clearly states it took place 'A long time ago.' Tell me I'm wrong. "I stand corrected." No, you always stand leaning to one side, I suggest wedging a couple cardboard drink coasters in the sole of your other shoe so I can stop introducing you as my hunchback friend.

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Thanks to Marcus O, who agrees 300 might have turned out different if they were all trained Jedi.

  • DrZanz

    on the 1 vs 50 why is it taking 3 seconds for the Jedi to swing the saber? why isn't he dying when he gets stabbed in the back?
    Great simulator.

  • Munihausen

    Fantasy video simulation is invalid, news at 11

  • Clipper44

    Well all you really need is 1 Air Force captain flying a C-130 loaded up with a MOAB.

  • Wyldstaar

    This isn't a fair simulation at all. The Medieval soldiers don't have any officers or NCOs to give them orders, so they just stand around in the back and wait to be slaughtered. To make matters worse, it's nothing but swordsmen. Where are the cavalry, the pikes and the bows?

  • The_Wretched

    stupid soldiers, grab some rocks and start throwing.

  • GeneralDisorder

    One Chuck Norris would have killed all 300 jedi.

  • A few designated Jedi could send the ranged assault back at the attackers whilst the rest kept on slicin' & dicin'.
    Just a guess. ;-)

  • The_Wretched

    60,0000 is a lot of rocks; at least it might distract a few jedi or make them tire out their swab-wands of death arm.

  • That would be a lot of rocks. Maybe they should have brought a baker's dozen Sith along, those guys throw shit around constantly.

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