ATARI Selling Hats With Speakers In The Brim

July 20, 2017

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This is the ATARI Speakerhat, an upcoming Bluetooth enabled baseball cap with two Audiowear "high quality" speakers in the brim. Honestly, I'm kind of into it. But mostly because I bike a lot and don't like having earbuds in because I feel like I might not hear something, like the car about to hit me. "Atari also promises 'a fundamentally new social audio experience' with Multiplayer Mode." Multiplayer Mode allows multiple hats to all connect to the same Bluetooth connection so you can all pump the same song. Awesome, now I just need another friend with a Speakerhat. Although, if we're being honest, I'd even settle for a friend without a Speakerhat. I just need a friend. "I'm your friend, GW." No, you tried to kill me. "It was for your own good." You're right, and I promise not to fight back next time.

Keep going for one more shot.

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Thanks to Alan, who just duct taped a regular Bluetooth speaker to the side of his head like a(n) (ab)normal person.

  • TheQiwiMan

    Finally! A hat that lets me hear from my eyes! Just like ive always wanted!

  • Jeedai Infidel

    As much as I hate this now, I can't imagine how shitty this would have been back in the day when Vanilla Ice was popular. Come to think of it, Vanilla Ice is most likely going to be spotted wearing this.

  • Humble Bundle

    i'm waiting for the video of sombody hijacking the bluetooth connection and playing a bunch of obscenities or just porn LOL !

  • Dao

    Where do I insert the cassette?

  • Bling Nye
  • Big Dog on Krampus

    i'm glad they are finally targeting the untapped market of convenience for assholes playing rap on their phone speakers while walking through Walmart

  • sizzlepants

    Because it's not nearly aggravating enough to have to listen to any other hipster a-hole's music through their headphones in public / on the bus etc.? Now we all get to be forced to listed through their hat?

    Social audio? Fuck off.

  • Kazuka Roo

    i'm not a hat guy but i'll wear that bastard ass motherfucker

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