Google Maps: Guy Mowed Giant 'A-HOLE' In Yard To Spite Neighbor

July 13, 2017

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This is a Google Maps view of the giant 'A-HOLE' that Sequim, Washington resident Brian Jules mowed into his lawn after a disagreement with a neighbor. Apparently the quarrel started when Brian Zechenelly built a home next door and painted the entire thing purple (picture below), a color that makes Brian's blood boil. Me? My blood is predominately coal tar, so it's super hard to make it boil. "You stabbed a coworker just this morning." I can't stand his handwriting.

at least two dozen neighbors hated the color so much, they created a petition against it.


The petition requested relief from their property taxes from Clallam County Assessor Pam Rushton, as they claimed their homes' values were being undercut by the tall, purple building.

'I call it the purple people-eater,' Brian's daughter, Brianna Juel, told The Peninsula Daily News

Brian seemingly despised the lavender color and the 'polluted views' of it from his property.

'This has become the focal point of the community,' he told the newspaper. 'I know people have every right to build whatever they want. But it affects others.'

Oh, passive-aggressiveness. Honestly, I don't care what color a neighbor paints their house, because I guarantee no matter what it's going to be my house that's driving down property values in the area. Now, the way I see it, there's only one fair way to settle this: whoever burns the other's house down first is declared the winner and has the right to stay. I get to be president of the neighborhood watch though.

Keep going for a closeup and a shot of the purple house.

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Thanks to blue16, who agrees revenge is a dish best served piping hot. Then again cold for a midnight snack.

  • mizz o

    the main reason they are upset, was that the people built a oddly larger home blocked the view of the ocean. that alone should not be allowed... Id be terribly pissed that he got away with building a home that was so big it blocked my view, and THATS being a selfish a hole. Id NEVER do that t someone.

  • Guesticle

    actually warning about sinkhole

  • Darla

    *predominantly

  • Veronica Bishop

    #1 - Sounds like the guy making the sign is the real a-hole.

    #2 - It's pointing at the wrong house lol. In the first picture it appears to be pointing at the center house but if you look at the other two images its pretty clear that the purple house is the one with the lighter roof in the lower right.

  • The_Wretched

    I'd be less worried about the one house than the giant, flat, dried out lawns that look like death came through.

  • Ah yes, the home of the Purple-Shirted Eye Stabber

  • Clipper44

    Plant some trees bitch!

  • LOL I LOVE magnificent displays of pettiness.

    ROCK.

    HARD.

  • matthieu deferlans

    Don't think this purple house is the one from the aerial picture...

  • Loser

    It looks like the purple house may be the house/lot in the bottle corner. It looks like you can see the propane tank in front of the garage/2nd house. The roof style also seems to match that lot as well.

  • Andyman7714

    So the a-hole is pointing at the wrong a-hole?

  • LOL! That appears to be the case! Guy cant even angle correctly.

  • Bubbubsky

    Jesus Christ, there are more important things to get upset about. Yes, it's an eyesore. That's all it is.

  • Jenness

    That's a beautiful home. I was thinking it must be some hideous neon magenta, fuscia type of purple. This color is rather understated and lovely. I live in a place where you see much brighter than this and aqua, pink, yellow, bright green guess these people have never been to the coast or lived in a place that has a lot of Victorian architecture because they loved brightly colored homes. The dude complaining is a jerk.

  • Stevenlm831

    Or he knows when he goes to sell no one is going to pay him what the house is worth because no one wants to walk out and see it.

  • Jenness

    Who is that opposed to a pastel shade that they would not want to live an acre away from someone? Did you see how far away the houses were? You'd have to really go out of your way to be offended by that house. It is not like there were junker cars, refrigerators strewn about - it's a brand new house with a white picket fence in a neighborhood where the nearest neighbor is 1/2 acre away.

  • Meh

    Excellent.

  • Kel

    He should repaint it....Titty Pink!!!

  • Tittehs are pink??

    (I've never seen one, but a kid in my class tells me they're awesome)

  • Mine are, but other colours are available.

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