WTF?!: Guy Wakes Up On Plane To Kid Pulling His Leg Hair

June 15, 2017

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Because flying doesn't suck enough already, this is a video from Youtuber Christiano Ochoa of the young Vietnamese boy sitting in front of him on a plane who woke him up from a nap by playing with his leg hair. This is exactly why you have to watch your kids while traveling. The last time I flew I had a boy behind me who wouldn't stop kicking my seat until I turned around to ask his mother to make him stop and she said she didn't realize what he was doing, even though he was sitting in her lap. There was also a kid in front of me blaring the audio from their portable media player, which a stewardess eventually made the family turn down, but not before the kid's mom debated "Is it really that loud?" despite the fact I'd already memorized all the dialogue from at least two episodes of VeggieTales. Then we crash landed in the ocean, which was all sharks and no mermaids. Did I mention I hate flying?

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to Carmen, who agrees leg hair can be pretty mesmerizing.

  • Honestly, I probably wouldn't even be mad, wouldn't be able to refrain from laughing.

    What a delightfully weird kid.

  • Kazuka Roo

    that's because you're a paedophile who likes children touching your wiener

  • Goddammit Kazuka, I was drinking when I read that. Damn you. :-D

  • Bling Nye

    Kid was probably bored as fuck and it didn't look like he was pulling it out of the skin, just pulling on it enough to raise bumps on the skin where it attaches, which looks pretty weird... I've done this to myself in moments of boredom too. Kid probably doesn't have leg hair of his own yet; finding that leg with hair, he was probably just curious and bored, not malicious. That's actually a few things down on the list of annoying shit to deal with while flying, for me anyway.

    Had he been plucking the hair though, like ripping it out, that'd be completely different and I probably would've tried to flush him and his parent(s) out of the plane.

  • Big Dog on Krampus

    Joey, you ever seen a grown man naked?

  • Bling Nye

    Do you like movies about gladiators?

  • Deplorable Erik Dee

    Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

  • Meh

    This seems better than the return flight with 20 English boys and girls drunk as hell in the seat across from me i had 3 weeks ago. Then again the trip there was great, so its 5050.

  • Ollie Williams

    The logical option is to start hitting on all the drunk girls. Mile high club, bruh.

  • Jenness

    That's a paddlin'

  • GeneralDisorder

    Ooh! I volunteer!

    Edit: for clarification... to receive the paddlin'. Not dish out.

  • Ollie Williams

    I'm up for either or.

  • GeneralDisorder

    So... what are you doing later?

  • Ollie Williams

    Getting and giving a paddlin'. Pay the fuck attention man.

  • Ollie Williams

    Flying is the worst. we need to get teleportation devices up and running ASAP.

  • Emmitt Morgans

    The idea of traveling instantaneously sounds great.

    The idea that the easiest ways to do so would potentially be to rip apart molecules and reassemble them in another location or travel through a wormhole does not sound quite so great.

  • GeneralDisorder

    Classic teleporter dilemma... Do you expend the practically infinite amount of energy to dismantle and reassemble the item then send individual molecules to the destination for reassembly?

    Do you build an exact replica at the destination then delete the original?

    Or... does magic exist?

    Without magic teleportation is a horrific concept.

  • Ollie Williams

    I like your second option.

  • bluecheesedressing

    Teleporter suicide box it is.

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