So, We've Come To This: Hairy Dude 'Sexy Chest' One-Piece Swimsuits For Women

June 12, 2017

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This is the $60 Sexy Chest One Piece Swimsuit available from Beloved Shirts. They come in three skintones: pale, tan and dark and look like a dude's hairy chest (and back). I'm not sure if this is part of the free the nipple movement or what, but I just freed my nipples and my coworkers weren't having it. "Yeah, you can't do that." I'M A LIFEGUARD. "You're an advertising manager." And not a very good one considering how much of my day I spend writing Geekologie behind the company's back.

Keep going for a shot of the different skintones as well as a $120 naked dadbod tracksuit that's also available. Oh, and an Instagram video of a mom modeling the bathing suit for her kids.

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Thanks to Stephanie B, who agrees it's high time we left earth behind.

  • infi_nitive

    I've been reading this blog for, what, six years now? In all that time, GW has only dropped a few tiny, tantalizing hints about his or her identity. We know it's most likely a male in his thirties, he has a dog, and now we know he works in advertising. You know, assuming anything here is true. So, a little John Wick, a little Don Draper, and... a little Tom Green.

  • Bling Nye

    I find this absolutely hilarious.

  • bluecheesedressing

    If it had a speedo bottom it be funny, this is cringeworthy.

  • Bling Nye

    I was thinking it was just missing a big ol' bush. Although a Speedo bottom would be pretty funny too.

    If I were female and getting unwanted ogling, I'm pretty sure I'd enjoy wearing this since it's undoubtedly going to 'gross out' male oglers, if any of the other comments are anything to go by.

  • I dunno, I thought the same thing but then I saw the video. Hot girl is still hot. If anything it gives people more of an excuse to stare.

  • Andyman7714

    So wrong.

  • Too early on Monday for this.

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