Porsche Spins Out Trying To Keep Up With Tesla S's Acceleration

June 28, 2017

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This is a video from the rear window of a Tesla Model S of a Porsche that spins out while trying to keep up with the Tesla Model S's 0-60MPH in 2.5 seconds Ludicrous Mode out of a turn. The guy in the Tesla just cackles. Me? I didn't think it was funny, mostly because these two shouldn't be speeding around on those streets to begin with. Does that look like a race track to you? You could cause an accident driving like that. You could also cause an accident driving like this. "Like how?" Like I'm driving right now. "Wait -- are you driving and writing this?" No, I'm just topless. "And why would that cause an accident?" What if I told you my nipples look like red lights?

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to Manis, who agrees the key to winning street races is waiting for your other opponent to crash, just like in the tortoise and the hare.

  • Rich Rodgers

    Meh. Seemed pretty rookie all the way around.

  • Dao

    Tesla: the Skynet of cars.

  • GunTotingLib

    Funny you say that...

    http://www.techeblog.com/in...

  • Brock

    Wow, a Porsche spun out? Its what they do best!

  • Dao

    Agreed. Most Porsches handle like a wheelbarrow full of water.

  • Munihausen

    I think your wife's boyfriend drives a Porsche, right?

  • Dao

    Nah man, he rides a goat and wears a fedora. Same same though.

  • FearlessFarris

    Torque and Traction need to go hand-in-hand.

  • GeneralDisorder

    I just did something similar except totally unrelated last Friday. Instead of trying to keep up with a Tesla (because my big ole boat won't) I was driving (GASP!!) and going around a sort of tight turn (GASP!!) at a reasonable speed (OH MY GOD!!!! YOU MONSTER!) and I lost traction in the rear, gave the wall a love tap. Learned I didn't have collision coverage either. So that's news.

  • Bling Nye

    Swing dat big boat booty. HIP CHECK!

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