Heroes Do Exist: Guy Skimboards Across Entire Pool, Chugs Beer

June 21, 2017

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Presumably to celebrate the summer solstice, this is a video of skimboarding world champ Austin Keen skimboarding across the length of a Cabo San Lucas hotel pool, then chugging a beer. *shrug* I guess everybody celebrates the summer solstice differently. Me and my friends? Well first I like to pretend they exist, then we all get together and carve skulls into the trunk of a tree and have a barbecue. A human barbecue. MWAHAHAHAHA! No but seriously just tofu dogs and quinoa burgers.

Keep going for the video.

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Thanks to Mike G, who agrees he should have done a kickflip mid pool.

  • Edouard Tremblay

    That pool is really sitting near a perfectly swimmable ocean...

  • Jenness

    Where is this and how do I get there?!? Because every place like this I've been to have lacked hot ass surfers and instead been packed with snot nosed brats who pee in the pool.

  • GeneralDisorder

    It looks like this is probably early early morning. I imagine that helps. I don't know where this is though.

  • gileriodekel

    I was kinda hoping he'd be skimming and chugging at the same time

  • Big Dog on Krampus

    Jesus is back, and he's really kickin' ass this time

  • James Mcelroy

    Gnarly hair dude.

  • The_Wretched

    Surfers need the extra hair. It acts like a balance stabilizer and keeps free swimming cephlapods from going for the deadly bite on the back of the neck. As a bonus, it means they can also blend in with lions at the zoo.

  • GeneralDisorder

    What is this? /r/shittyaskscience?

  • The_Wretched

    /r/sciencehumor

  • TheQiwiMan
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