Finally: Triangular Food Storage Bags For Leftover Pizza Slices

June 19, 2017

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ThinkGeek is selling 24-packs of these Mama Fresco's Pizza Saver storage bags for $3 (the cheapest price I could find, even Walmart and Amazon are selling them in 12-packs for $6). They're 10-inch x 11-inch triangular food storage bags for leftover pizza slices (previously: the reusable heavy plastic Pizza Pouch, which can even be worn as a necklace so people know you're a pizza loving maniac). Alternatively, finish all the pizza the night you order it like a normal person with zero portion control. "Every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself." Now that's a winning attitude.

Keep going for a couple more shots.

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Thanks to Luc, who just wraps his leftover pizza in Glad Press'n Seal wrap because he's a rich person who can afford Glad Press'n Seal. I reuse aluminum foil.

  • GrueHunter

    "What's the bet there are sad, insecure man-children hating on the model in the comments?"

    /clicks though
    /yep

  • Lee Van Queef

    Yay more plastic waste. MURICUH!

  • Xockszky

    FINALLY! Now I have a bag to put pizza slices in. I just can't bring myself to use regular Ziploc bags because what kind of f***ing Neanderthal puts things in bags that aren't shaped exactly like the food?

  • aldenscott

    Or you could just buy a box of regular ziplock bags, which you could use for anything.

  • Nicholas Conrad

    Cannot tell if body empowerment, or body shaming...

  • TopMonkey.

    Let's be honest. There is no leftover pizza when that fat bitch orders it. Lol.

  • Meh

    What a joke! Like that model ever has a slice left over.

  • Deplorable Erik Dee

    What is she ... an F cup? Those are some epic tee tays!!!!

  • GeneralDisorder

    No way those are F. Probably like a 56C or something.

  • Gilbert

    Finally! Someone who can focus on what's important...

  • TJ Wilferd

    Giant obese lady will make people want to buy these more? They figure that's the larger customer base for this? (No pun intended)

  • Nicholas Conrad

    Yet, pun achieved.

  • Big Dog on Krampus

    i'm guessing the picture is of the model removing the pizza from the bag

  • GeneralDisorder

    I'm about that size and there's never any leftover pizza if I'm awake and in good health. Granted that's why I'm that size (because I have no self control)

  • Jenness

    This is one of those loneliest items for depressed single slice people. *sniffs*

  • Dao

    Like the people that have one wine glass.

  • Nicholas Conrad

    Well, you start out with a set of six, but they just keep breaking in 'the dishwasher'...

  • Jenness

    I resemble that remark.

  • Dao

    I don't judge!

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