Dumbass Burglar Breaks Into Completely Open Carport

June 22, 2017

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Seen here proving that maybe casing a joint prior to trying to rob it might not be such a bad idea, this is a gif (after the jump, sorry I couldn't find a video) of some dumbass burglar who rips a window panel off of a completely open carport to try to get inside. He then disappears for a moment while his brain comprehends what a stupid idiot he is, then skulks off, but not before half-assedly trying the front doorknob again. Sure he's gotta know it's still going to be locked from when he tried it 30 seconds ago, but he does it anyway, almost as if to kick himself in the nuts one last time before leaving empty-handed.

Keep going for the whole gif.

Thanks to Batman, who put a Bat-Tracker on this guy just so he could see what kind of dumb shit he was up to whenever he gets bored.

  • Munihausen

    Don't be racist; the burglar didn't have the privilmejejes that white burglars have.

  • Elak Swindell

    privilmejejes? wtf?

  • GeneralDisorder

    I'm guessing this isn't open on the far end. But this is a seriously useful display for why you should do recon. Check all sides. Because you might try to break into a house and fall off a cliff that you didn't bother to check was there on the other side of the facade.

  • Perpetual Pizza

    I find his lack of IQ disturbing.

  • HP laptop & printer Support

    this is very funny. this burgler must be cursing this owner for this thing.
    HP Contact Number

  • GeneralDisorder

    Jesus... Are you an AI spammer or are you a human spammer? Because if you're a human spammer, fuck off with your shit.

  • Georgia

    Naw, HP laptop & printer Support has a point. A totally valid, human point. This burglar MUST be cursing this owner for this thing. It's a valid observation from a definite human being.

  • GeneralDisorder

    I was going to say if it is AI generated that's a damned impressive AI. It was able to write an asisnine human-like post and also put up a spam link in the right format for disqus to parse.

  • TheQiwiMan

    BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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