Dear God: Backyard Wrestler Grabs Opponent, Jumps Off Roof Into The Flaming Back Of A Truck

June 15, 2017

Because rednecks demand quality entertainment, this is a video of some backyard wrestlers doing battle on top of a roof (technically not in a backyard but whatever). Eventually, the portly Nacho Man Handy Savage picks his opponent up by the crotch and jumps off the roof in the burning bed of a pickup truck. Per the guy filming when he turns the camera around on himself:

"I just saw somebody die."

While that is technically accurate, I'm pretty sure you just saw two people die. Also, I like how the whole crowd starts chanting, "Hol-y shit! Hol-y shit!" That's how you know you're at a quality backyard wrestling match and risking that second parole violation was worth it.

Keep going for the whole video.

Thanks to Zootghost, who promised to invite me to the next one of these, which I wouldn't miss for the world.

  • Comp Fox

    Why do I have to share the planet with those creatures ? And I`m not talking about the "Artists" !

  • GeneralDisorder

    Camera operator: I just saw someone die
    Me: Keep recording the action you fucking neckbeard piece of dog vomit!

  • PowerGloveKid

    fucking white people love doing stupid shit.

  • Ollie Williams

    Fucking people love doing stupid shit.

    Fixed that for you.

  • TBozzly

    yup, looks much better now

  • PowerGloveKid

    you didn't, But nice try.

  • Ollie Williams

    This has nothing to do with race. People of all races do stupid shit. Stop being a racist dickhead.

  • Cosmo

    Turns out they're not amateur backyard wrestlers, but actual pros John Zandig and Joey Janela. Fans of the "Botchamania" videos will recognize Zandig as the "JEEZUS!!!" guy.

    And just for fun, I even found a video of this from multiple angles: https://www.youtube.com/wat...

  • Makes sense these mouth-breathers would be filming this vertically...

  • Kazuka Roo

    it's so you can fit the whole subject in the frame without having to track motion. horizontal filming for a video with vertical action would be stupid. duh. what are you retarded.

  • Nicholas Conrad

    So you're suggesting it was staged and the filmer knew what was going to happen?

  • Oh.. oh dear. I had such high hopes for you, Kazuka Roo... :-(

  • Bling Nye

    This happened in Freehold, New Jersey, behind Fuda Tile. Thanks google maps.

  • The_Wretched

    Is that a water tank?

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