This is a video of an East Pacific Red Octopus stuffing itself completely down a Fat Innkeeper Worm's hole. FUN FACT: the fat innkeeper worm is also known as the penis fish, which will make complete sense if you've ever seen a picture of one (links to Wikipedia). So, you think this octopus was looking for some lovin' or what? "No." Then what was it doing? "Hiding from the diver filming it." You're so logical. When reached for comment about the incident, King Triton told me to stop parking my 'FREE LEGS' van outside the Mermaid College student center. That's Ursula's! "And the 'FREE SEASHELL BIKINI SIZING' stand? Okay now that's mine. You look like you're about a surf clam, but I'd have to take some measurements to be sure.
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Thanks to Alex, who agrees when in doubt, hide in a hole.