Son Shoots Mom With NERF Gun, She Catches Dart In Her Mouth With The Gum She's Chewing

May 17, 2017

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This is a video of little shit Brant Coltrain shooting his mom with a NERF gun ON MOTHER'S DAY. Thankfully for her, she manages to catch the dart in her mouth with the gum she's chewing instead of taking one to the eye. And they both laugh about it afterwards?! What a good sport. My mom would not have been laughing. I'm not sure what she would have done, but I feel like I would have deserved a backhand out a window. And not an open window either, a closed one -- second story.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to Anton, who agrees this kid's mom must be the patron saint of patience.

  • Andy Green

    "You'll shoot your eye out!"

  • ToyBoxofGuns

    She seems like fun. Wonder what else his mom can catch with her mouth.

  • Big McLargehuge

    This guy.

    I like this guy

  • Gilbert

    It doesn't matter...

    Caught by the suction cup or whatever, my parents would have beaten my a** so badly for even trying this...

  • da1nonlysage

    That's why I used a water gun when I did it. Beat me all you want, you're still gonna be soggy!

  • Megatron Jenkins

    Shit, you and me both

  • Captain Matticus, LP Inc.

    Hey mom! Wanna play the Menendez Family?!

  • GeneralDisorder

    Too soon... Or perhaps not soon enough (I had to look it up).

  • Draco Basileus

    If she'd caught it with her eye it would have been a different story.

  • PUNX

    it would have been court evidence of her sons murder

  • Studies show that people who film vertically have IQs 2 to 3 standard deviations lower than the norm. And the people who defend the filming of vertical videos are even dumber.

    #Science

  • the Dude

    I'd normally agree, but considering the subject matter being filmed was vertically oriented, it was 100% appropriate in this instance to take the video vertically.

  • No, actually the only way it would be appropriate is if the video *player* that the video will be played on also has that aspect ratio. So, no, recording video vertically is always wrong.

    It's okay to be wrong, no one knows anything until they learn it. Being wrong doesn't mean one is stupid, refusing correction makes one stupid.

  • Eric

    Fun fact: when watched on youtube from a phone, the orientation works just fine. Just because you refuse to use the right medium to watch it doesn't mean everyone else is wrong. Literally shut the fuck up

  • Ladies and gentlemen; behold. The perfect specimen I mentioned. Not only is he an idiot who films in vertical video, but he defends it. That is truly weaponized idiocy

    😂😂

  • Jenness

    And considering how many vertical videos feature fights, bullying and other unsavory acts (like shooting your mother in the mouth with a toy gun on Mother's Day) I think it also means those people have issues.

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  • Russell Bullock

    Yes....!! Thank you!

    [dang portrait-mode filming troglodytes]

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