Smash Mouth's All Star Performed With The Sound Of A Fidget Spinner

May 26, 2017

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Sorry about my absence yesterday, folks, I was traveling and didn't have an internet connection. It was horrible and I almost died, I don't know how people do it.

Because this is the world we live in now, here's a video of Smash Mouth's 'All Star', performed with the sampled sound of a whirling fidget spinner. There is nothing you can do to prepare yourself for just how awful this truly is. I'm pretty sure it took years off my life. It's like that machine that Westley gets hooked up to in The Princess Bride. I need like ten Miracle Max chocolate balls now just to live till tomorrow.

Keep going for the video, as well as the original for reference while I Van Gogh both my ears.

Thanks to hairless, who really is an All Star in my book. And that book is a comic.

  • https://www.youtube.com/wat...

    ^Then again that's how I feel about most things.

  • Skagosi Unicorn

    I don't know what I was expecting, but this is worse than I imagined. Much worse.

  • Ollie Williams

    You have a very odd obsession with Smash Mouth, GW.

  • GeneralDisorder

    Hi. Welcome to the internet where people obsess over stupid shit and parody it until it's completely devoid of meaning.

    Edit: To be clear it's not GW's obsession. It's an internet phenomenon. I'd bet entire pennies that there is a subreddit dedicated to exactly this. If you think this is weird there's an equally weird obsession with The Fresh Prince of Bel Aire's Carlton (Alfonso Ribeiro).

  • Bling Nye

    *glances, walks on by*

    Fuckin' nooooooooooope.

  • WhiteEagle2
  • Jenness

    I agree with that gif 100%

  • Draco Basileus

    For the love of all that it holy, just, and right, I implore you, Internet, please make it stop!

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