Ridiculous Women's Jeans With Legs That Detach To Become Short Shorts

May 19, 2017

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These are two different styles of $425 and $460 jeans from clothing retailer Opening Ceremony with legs that detach to become short shorts. They kind of remind me of cowboy chaps, except cowboy chaps are actually sexy and I want a pair. *swinging lasso* I'm going to get you! *tosses lasso, breaks lamp* Dammit. *tries again, knocks monitor off desk* This was way easier in Red Dead Redemption.

Keep going for a shot of the other style.

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Thanks to Julie, who informed me she knows what I like, and apparently I like ridiculous jeans. I'm always learning something new about myself.

  • Fugly af.

  • AtomicMountain

    The look on the model's face says all anybody needs to know about these pants.

    The Oxycontin she's on isn't even helping.

  • Chaz Gomez

    I'd like to call them, "Refugly Jeans for the fashionable dick head"...

  • Gilbert

    It takes a lot of cash to look that cheap...

  • GeneralDisorder

    I've noticed that the kind of people who wear those really short jean shorts tend to be a bit on the large side and when they wear those jean shorts it kind of looks like a large denim diaper on their fat frumpy asses.

    On a related note, rockabilly seems to attract just that type.

  • palpable ovaltine

    Those are the worst things I've ever seen.

  • Big Dog on Krampus

    i'd wear them with only the legging parts

  • The_Wretched

    The light blue from the front only and with a different top is nearly passable. But at the price? very much would not buy.

  • Meh

    They look terrible either way. What's wrong with my every day garbage bag trousers?

  • Bling Nye

    Wow, they fucking suck both as pants AND shorts. On the plus side, if they come in white, they could be mistaken for a diaper at a distance.

  • Jeremy Tilton

    Kinda looks like clothing you might see in a Final Fantasy game, only less form-fitting and/or hot.

  • The Tear of a Nigga

    ugliest pair of jeans i've seen in a while holy shit those are ugly. who buys it?

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