Real Products That Exist: 66.6% Alcohol Hellboy 'Hellfire' Cinnamon Whiskey

May 24, 2017

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This is the officially licensed Hellboy 'Hellfire' cinnamon whiskey made in collaboration between XXX Distillery and Dark Horse Comics. It's 66.6-proof (33% alcohol, just like all the other cinnamon whiskeys that came before it), and costs $20 per 750mL bottle. For reference you can get a handle (1.75L) of Fireball for the same price. Still, this is perfect booze for the Hellboy fan that loves painful, sugary hangovers. It's also the perfect booze for buying for underage college kids so they think you're cool. They don't think you're cool though, they think you're creepy, they just really need alcohol for that party Friday night. We've all been there. "Buying alcohol for minors?" His name's Thad, and I'm like an older brother to him.

Thanks to Daniel, who clearly doesn't know the danger of getting your head stuck to a table soaked in sticky, cinnamon whiskey. I was there for days.

  • NutSpark

    Reading comprehension fail

    Title 66.6% Alcohol

    Body 66.6 proof (33% alcohol

  • Ryan Edwards

    Exactly! That was why I opened the article...whisky bordering on moonshine with a hint of cinnamon would be the shit. False advertising!

  • GeneralDisorder

    Isn't Fireball whiskey like $15 a bottle? Granted I don't know if it's the same size bottle or not.

  • sizzlepants

    I will stick to the much cheaper (and slimmer profile bottle) of Fireball for my cinnamon infused palate cleansers on drinking nights.

    Seriously though, a case of beer plus one little flask of Fireball (to sip between bottles) is a good time.

  • Thanks! I've been working on a good drunk regimen.

  • I will not be drinking this.

  • Nam-Ereh-Won

    But it says Hellwater in the picture like twice.

  • Jenness

    LOL, yeah

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