I'll Take Two: A $258,000 Pokemon Wrist Watch

May 19, 2017

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I can't have two though because they only made one. That's a deal breaker for me, because I like to wear matching watches on both wrists so people know I'm a fashion trendsetter. "You're trailing toilet paper on your shoe." That's going to be all the rage this summer, you watch. This is the $258,000 Tourbillon Pokemon watch from luxury watchmaker Romain Jerome (previously: A $15,000 DeLorean watch made from an actual DeLorean, a $450,000 watch with real moon dust in it, and a rusty $300,000 watch that only tells if it's day or night. It's perfect for the person who's both insanely rich, and a huge Pokemon fan. Mark Zuckerberg? Bill Gates? Mark Cuban? Jimmy Buffet? "WARREN Buffet." Changes in latitudes, changes in attitudes, know what I'm saying? "No I do not." Cheeseburgers in paradise!

Thanks to Greg C, who agrees your watch ain't shit if it can't control the TV when you're supposed to be watching a video in class.

  • Deksam

    258000, to look like you have a 20 buck watch on your arm... Oh deal!

  • Meh

    Its amazing they sell these kind of things. Even more amazing they continue to build these for huge amounts.

  • Doog

    If anyone wants one of these but can't afford it'll I'll make you a deal. Instead of paying these con artists $258,000 I'll make you one that looks exactly alike for $10,000. At that price you'd be stupid not to buy it!

  • GeneralDisorder

    PFFTT!! Look at this fat cat over here. I could make one for... About $9,995.

  • Doog

    Sheesh, I didn't realize what a competitive market this was. ALRIGHT 2-day only sale $9,994. At this point I'm practically giving them away.

  • GeneralDisorder

    Well, I'm officially out of the business. Well done.

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